step one: untan.
step two: get scrawny.
step three: put the fucking glasses back on.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
stainless steal
Yesterday was the last day of school at work. I came in after the store was already supposed to be open, had to unlock the door for waiting people, and then help everyone while wearing a t-shirt with a drawing of a taco and french fries on it. Very professional.
I never got in my uniform and just fucked around on the customer computers, cheating my way through some paid training courses while spending most of my time outside on the phone.
The middle part here reminded me of being 14, in some girl's car whose perfume is so strong I swear I smell like it for the rest of the day, listening to crappy ska music and rage against the machine, on a really nice day on a huge freeway.
Then we went bowling and drank a bunch of beers and then I came home. Bingo ran out the gate and down three blocks and I ran after him then carried him all the way home. Then I got in my bed, which felt like heaven more than anything, and napped a bunch.
I totally didn't have a Welcome Home Bingo dinner party. Instead I had some self-heating hot chocolate and learned a way to win any argument in the world, ever.
Then I got back in my bed, which still felt like heaven, and slept for ten and a half hours.
I went out with my sister and bought some things and stole some things and now I'm waiting for a ride to Roxanne's house.
Still no photos, but what would they even be of? bowling? You don't need to see that.
I never got in my uniform and just fucked around on the customer computers, cheating my way through some paid training courses while spending most of my time outside on the phone.
The middle part here reminded me of being 14, in some girl's car whose perfume is so strong I swear I smell like it for the rest of the day, listening to crappy ska music and rage against the machine, on a really nice day on a huge freeway.
Then we went bowling and drank a bunch of beers and then I came home. Bingo ran out the gate and down three blocks and I ran after him then carried him all the way home. Then I got in my bed, which felt like heaven more than anything, and napped a bunch.
I totally didn't have a Welcome Home Bingo dinner party. Instead I had some self-heating hot chocolate and learned a way to win any argument in the world, ever.
Then I got back in my bed, which still felt like heaven, and slept for ten and a half hours.
I went out with my sister and bought some things and stole some things and now I'm waiting for a ride to Roxanne's house.
Still no photos, but what would they even be of? bowling? You don't need to see that.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
aidee shoma moborak!
Last night was the best new year I've ever had. We had to stand in front of a door for a half an hour holding some weird Persian items and shouting at people in Farsi and hugging complete strangers and getting really really weird looks from a bunch of too-much-makeup wearing ladies.
Then Natasha, Kariann, Thea, Carol, and I drank as much Charles Shaw Merlot as we could.
I'm not clear on some stuff, but Tasha and Kariann and I walked like 15 miles to the liquor store, talked about boys and how much, come May 2009, I will be all over Portland like Roxanne on gay boys.
It was great after that. I kissed Thea a bunch which was incredibly inappropriate for several reasons. We danced to strange Persian grooves, and my feet got stamped on a lot, and Vesta took care of me and we talked about boys (nobody ever wants to talk to me about anything but boys, and I'm really ok with that). I assured Roxanne that I would give up every jumpsuit in the entire world because I love her so much. Then Camron threw up and Danny and I wheeled around into poles and trees and stuff on this crazy little cart and I just now realized why my feet and legs are all bruised up.
We went to Danny's house and I wrote him some notes, then went to Roxanne's house and watched Flight of the Concords and slept a little bit.
This morning Danny and Roxanne and I went to Cafe on Park and ate giant pancakes and when they left I lay down in bed with my eyes closed for four hours.
There were about a million amazing photo ops during all this, and no one in the whole party had a camera.
Then Natasha, Kariann, Thea, Carol, and I drank as much Charles Shaw Merlot as we could.
I'm not clear on some stuff, but Tasha and Kariann and I walked like 15 miles to the liquor store, talked about boys and how much, come May 2009, I will be all over Portland like Roxanne on gay boys.
It was great after that. I kissed Thea a bunch which was incredibly inappropriate for several reasons. We danced to strange Persian grooves, and my feet got stamped on a lot, and Vesta took care of me and we talked about boys (nobody ever wants to talk to me about anything but boys, and I'm really ok with that). I assured Roxanne that I would give up every jumpsuit in the entire world because I love her so much. Then Camron threw up and Danny and I wheeled around into poles and trees and stuff on this crazy little cart and I just now realized why my feet and legs are all bruised up.
We went to Danny's house and I wrote him some notes, then went to Roxanne's house and watched Flight of the Concords and slept a little bit.
This morning Danny and Roxanne and I went to Cafe on Park and ate giant pancakes and when they left I lay down in bed with my eyes closed for four hours.
There were about a million amazing photo ops during all this, and no one in the whole party had a camera.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
worst party ever!
Oh, hey, Internet.
Uh, about the other night, I was pretty drunk. I really wouldn't have been singing Mariah Carey if I wasn't, you know?
heh heh....
Anyways... I hope things are still cool and I can still post pictures on you and look at web comics and stuff.
So, uh... Oh, my phone... I have to go.
See you later, Internet.
Uh, about the other night, I was pretty drunk. I really wouldn't have been singing Mariah Carey if I wasn't, you know?
heh heh....
Anyways... I hope things are still cool and I can still post pictures on you and look at web comics and stuff.
So, uh... Oh, my phone... I have to go.
See you later, Internet.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
jerk food (fritos and dr. pepper)
i meant to open my email, but i clicked the wrong thing so i'm rolling with it.
my sister and i drank a bunch of wine but i think she was bluffing and trying to get me drunk, because she took some pictures and laughed and then she left.
uh
oh, without most of the wine which i then proceeded to drink.
uh...
oh, mariah carey came out with a new song
god my fucking neighbor is singing it right now i think. i told you about him, didn't I?
if there's a camera up in here it's gonna leave when i do (i do)
and i better not see this shit on motherfucking youtube (you tube)
so far, i think that's how it goes.
ummm
oh, so i was looking at the moon, and it was a crescent moon, and the sunshine was all pouring in from the right hand side,and it was going past the earth and hitting the moon, you know?
and it was morning on the other side of the earth, which is the side I've been reading about.
dude i wish books and coffee was a person because then it wouldn't be weird for me to want to marry them.
and that boy who made my heart stop. like I'm some kind of "oh, he made my heart stop" kind of ridiculous person.
oh and then it slammed into overdrive at like 4000 beats per second to pump all the blood in my body straight to my face when i saw him again today,
but, whatever.
my sister and i drank a bunch of wine but i think she was bluffing and trying to get me drunk, because she took some pictures and laughed and then she left.
uh
oh, without most of the wine which i then proceeded to drink.
uh...
oh, mariah carey came out with a new song
god my fucking neighbor is singing it right now i think. i told you about him, didn't I?
if there's a camera up in here it's gonna leave when i do (i do)
and i better not see this shit on motherfucking youtube (you tube)
so far, i think that's how it goes.
ummm
oh, so i was looking at the moon, and it was a crescent moon, and the sunshine was all pouring in from the right hand side,and it was going past the earth and hitting the moon, you know?
and it was morning on the other side of the earth, which is the side I've been reading about.
dude i wish books and coffee was a person because then it wouldn't be weird for me to want to marry them.
and that boy who made my heart stop. like I'm some kind of "oh, he made my heart stop" kind of ridiculous person.
oh and then it slammed into overdrive at like 4000 beats per second to pump all the blood in my body straight to my face when i saw him again today,
but, whatever.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Unfriendly
Just now, on the bus, I sat next to this girl with a Little Prince bookbag.
If I had a Little Prince bookbag, I'm pretty sure I would be looking forward all the time for someone to comment on it, because it would totally be like meeting a kindred spirit.
So I pulled off my headphones and said, "Oh, I love your bag!"
She just looked at me somewhat blankly, so I said, "That's, like, my favorite book..."
To which she responded, and I quote,
"Oh."
And then, she turned to look out the window.
Nice job making me feel like a dumbass, Little Prince bookbag girl.
If I had a Little Prince bookbag, I'm pretty sure I would be looking forward all the time for someone to comment on it, because it would totally be like meeting a kindred spirit.
So I pulled off my headphones and said, "Oh, I love your bag!"
She just looked at me somewhat blankly, so I said, "That's, like, my favorite book..."
To which she responded, and I quote,
"Oh."
And then, she turned to look out the window.
Nice job making me feel like a dumbass, Little Prince bookbag girl.
Roxanne Quotes
Me: wait... is the hobbit one of the lord of the rings?
(twenty minutes later...)
Me: ...Roxanne?
Roxanne: Oh, sorry. I was still laughing 'cause you said "hobbit" or something.
...
"I taped over the game. With the bear sex."
...
"Don't kiss her, kiss me!
...but when you're younger."
Today is kind of sucking. But I just joined swap-bot and I'm all excited, and I'm going to my mom's and gonna hang out with my brother and sister this weekend.
It's gonna be fun.
So, you know, it's not so bad. Plus, Roxanne is fucking hilarious.
(twenty minutes later...)
Me: ...Roxanne?
Roxanne: Oh, sorry. I was still laughing 'cause you said "hobbit" or something.
...
"I taped over the game. With the bear sex."
...
"Don't kiss her, kiss me!
...but when you're younger."
Today is kind of sucking. But I just joined swap-bot and I'm all excited, and I'm going to my mom's and gonna hang out with my brother and sister this weekend.
It's gonna be fun.
So, you know, it's not so bad. Plus, Roxanne is fucking hilarious.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Hannah Quotes
"I feel like that movie had drugs in it."
driving past the mall:
"Is this person seriously driving this slow?"
spotting the Ontario license plate:
"Yeah. They're like, 'Wow! America!'"
Today we took some puppies to the beach
Mine ran around like a kite. And then they fell asleep in my lap on the way home.
"I think today was a perfect day. Nothing wasn't perfect."
"...Oh, except for that part where you had to clean all the hair out of the shower drain."
driving past the mall:
"Is this person seriously driving this slow?"
spotting the Ontario license plate:
"Yeah. They're like, 'Wow! America!'"
Today we took some puppies to the beach
Mine ran around like a kite. And then they fell asleep in my lap on the way home.
"I think today was a perfect day. Nothing wasn't perfect."
"...Oh, except for that part where you had to clean all the hair out of the shower drain."
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