jerk food (fritos and dr. pepper)

i meant to open my email, but i clicked the wrong thing so i'm rolling with it.
my sister and i drank a bunch of wine but i think she was bluffing and trying to get me drunk, because she took some pictures and laughed and then she left.
uh
oh, without most of the wine which i then proceeded to drink.
uh...
oh, mariah carey came out with a new song
god my fucking neighbor is singing it right now i think. i told you about him, didn't I?
if there's a camera up in here it's gonna leave when i do (i do)
and i better not see this shit on motherfucking youtube (you tube)
so far, i think that's how it goes.
ummm
oh, so i was looking at the moon, and it was a crescent moon, and the sunshine was all pouring in from the right hand side,and it was going past the earth and hitting the moon, you know?
and it was morning on the other side of the earth, which is the side I've been reading about.
dude i wish books and coffee was a person because then it wouldn't be weird for me to want to marry them.
and that boy who made my heart stop. like I'm some kind of "oh, he made my heart stop" kind of ridiculous person.
oh and then it slammed into overdrive at like 4000 beats per second to pump all the blood in my body straight to my face when i saw him again today,
but, whatever.