skull full of shaving cream

I'm bored right now. I was super late to work and didn't get coffee and my brain feels like a damp paper towel.

It's really foggy outside, too. I feel like I match the weather.

So I've been all insomniatic and still having weird dreams. I had the craziest one of my life so far where Denzel Washington was this scary-ass vampire dude, and he beat the shit out of me for no reason and then Brad Pitt was the vampire assassin but he had to be disguised as a window and glass repair man. Oh, and I was babysitting the kids from Jon and Kate + 8.

Brad Pitt's hair looked really funny.



Remember how I used to be retired? and I would sit around knitting or reading and I had a cat and we watched silent movies and I couldn't sleep then either, but it was summer so it didn't matter.
i miss that shit and going to the park at night 'cause it wasn't scary, and going nuts on the picnic area with our bucket of chalk
I miss having friends who also have nothing to do all the time because then you end up buying fairly oddparents kites and flying them around all afternoon and then going home to drink different flavored hot chocolates and watch the family channel.
It must sound like I'm nostalgic for being eight years old, but really that was like two years ago. We used to buy a lot of weird shit and then go to the park with it.